1. Monogamy and it’s associated boredom
2. Female vocalists that sound as good live as on an mp3 file
3. Drake being a good rapper
4. Mitch Hedberg and other original souls that have gone too soon
5. Trust and two-facedness
6. Grammar nazis
7. Promiscuity being parallel to musical eclecticism
8. Accrobatic strippers and overweight ones
9. Titillation and it’s accompanied release
10. Lameness