10 signs that tell you, you need a new deodorant
- People smile around you when nothing is funny
- You make grown men cry without doing anything
- Everybody smells something funny except you
- Kids pinch their noses and point at your armpit
- Your grandma has asthma attacks anytime you’re around
- You disperse crowds more often than you assemble them
- Nobody ever gives you a high five
- When your sweat keeps burning holes in the armpit area of your clothes
- Your girlfriend never wants to hug you or cuddle
- You keep receiving aftershaves and hygiene products on your birthday
If these signs dont give it away, nothing will 😉
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